About Evan Seinfeld AKA Spyder Jonez

Height : 5' 11"

Weight : 160 lbs

Zodiac : Capricorn motherfucker.

What car do you drive? : I collect cars and they are one of my main passions, like music and girls with tight bodies. I have a 73 Plymouth Cuda AAR, a 1928 Ford Model A tudor Sedan hotrod. A 1960 Buick Lesabre kustom Lowrider showcar, a 1949 Cadillac sedanette streetrod, oh yeah.. and a Black on black Ferrari 360 modena to go get the groceries! I own my very own hotrod , chopper and customizing shop, XXX KUSTOMS.!!!

What motorycle do you drive? : I have a Jesse James west coast choppers Villian Motorcycle and a vintage bobber!

What is your favourite city? : I am originally from BROOKLYN NY, and I now live in lovely PORN VALLEY ,Los Angeles California. I have traveled all over the world to almost every city in the world with my bands, BIOHAZARD and THE SPYDERZ. Right now I still love NYC and LA, also I love South Beach MIAMI florida in USA. I have a favorite city in many countries : Amsterdam, Kuiaii, San José (Costa Rica), Rio de Janeiro, Madrid, Ibiza, Milano, Tokyo, etc.

What shows did you star on? : I was one of the cast of the HBO series OZ. This was the first ever original cable series ever produced, before The Sopranos, Entourage, Sex and the City or anything. I was also a star on VH1's SUPERGROUP, where I did a reality show with Sebastian Bach, Ted Nugent, Jason Bonham, and Scott Ian. I have been on a ton of other TV shows, like E! True Hollywood Story, Rockstar Wives (I was the rockstar, not the wife), Politically Incorrect with Bill Mahrer and dozens of shows on MTV, G4, VH1 and others!

Lucky Number : 13

Favorite Porn Actress : Lupe Fuentes

Favorite Porn Actor : Peter North, Rocco Siffredi.

Favorite TV Show : Family Guy, NFL primetime.

Favorite Sport : NFL football (New York Jets) and MLB Baseball (NY Yankees). I also love mixed martial arts, drag racing, soccer, boxing, the worlds strongest man competition and more.

Favorite Holiday : International Blowjob day.

Favorite Colour : Black... satin black.

Favorite Music : Classic Rock, also Heavy Metal and some Rap.

Favorite Hobby : Picking up girls for threesomes with my smoking hot girlfriend, riding motorcycles, driving dangerously fast in my Ferrari, singing motown music, building hotrods, hiking, getting massaged, asian hookers, and getting girls phone numbers in the mall.

Favorite Actress : Megan Fox and Jessica Alba. Neither are that talented, but I would like to sodomize them both.

Favorite Actor : Robert Deniro.

Favorite Movie : Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface, The Warriors!

Favorite Porn Movie : Lupe Fuentes Interactive Girlfriend Sexperience.

Turn On : I like girls who don't play games.. girls who are confident and direct, or "no bullshit" as we say. Like, "Can I come over so you can fuck me?". Also I LOVE super tight bodies with very little fat, round bubble buts and perky boobs, a great smile and sexual appetite. I really love women who love to laugh and know what they want sexually.

Turn Off : I hate girls who are insecure and talk about how fat and ugly they are. If you feel this way, like you are not hot... Why should I think you are? That is such a turn off. I hate girls who play games and are hung up and prudish. Don't act like you don't like sex, that is SO lame.